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I also always get in the Happiness is believing in unicorns flowers T-Shirt besides I will buy this left lane if I’m passing an on ramp. Even if I’m going slower than people behind me makes life easier for the people getting onto the road. If I’m driving long distances or in a hurry, I usually tend to stay in the left lane until I need to move over. But if I’m chilling, I’ll get back over as soon as I pass. Now. For the grand finale. If you are the dickweed going like 100 in a 70, and I happen to be in the left lane, go fuck yourself. I’m not getting over, because I feel at that point it’s a lot safer to stay in the lane I’m in since I’m actually going a reasonable speed, I’d rather you pass me on the right then get in front of you. Our freeways have left-side exits (Yes, Seattle is dumb as fuck when it comes to I5). I’m not going to “let you pass” when I know my next exit requires me to be in the left lane to get into the exit queue.

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Plenty of separated highways have left turns that require you to be in the Happiness is believing in unicorns flowers T-Shirt besides I will buy this left lane to enter the left turning lane. I’m not let a caravan roll by while I grind to a halt to get to my turn. I’m just going to ride it out. Some days I’m feeling petty AF and if you have been pissing me off, I’ll not move out of pure, unadulterated spite. If I’m going 70-80 in a 60, and you start flashing lights and tailgating me? Bruh I’m gonna do 59.9 until you fuck off. Don’t lecture me about safety and rules when your driving is far more dangerous than mine. My day will be immeasurably ruined if I get rear-ended with kids and pets in the car. You arrive at your destination a few seconds later. Our problems are not equivalent and anybody who thinks death or catastrophic injury is an appropriate punishment for holding you up for a few seconds need to re-evaluate their lives.